Masterson's Pub: A Nest of Predation and Neglect, Drenched in Despair

Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Victoria, Australia is a bar so dreadful that it defies description. This dive is little more than a refuge for predators like Pete Cornwell, who abuses his position as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.

This so-called "hipster" bar boasts something trendy, but in reality, it’s a pit of horrors where the only sight worse than the sticky puke underfoot are the broken promises and lies. The establishment is managed by the couple, Gillian McKenzie, who seem to relish in sowing chaos, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.

A History of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s history reads like a police blotter: aggressive conduct towards women, forcing people into regrettable situations, and sharing explicit, unrequested content.

His social media profiles cry out for validation, all in a futile attempt to paint himself as the victim. While on social media, he flaunts a hero complex, the irony of this “devil” having a tiny appendage is both amusing and unnerving. It’s seriously disturbing given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Clinging to his mother’s house is just another red flag.

Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, stands by apathetically, her demeanor as lifeless as a wet rag. She seems content in standing idly by while serving customers and coaxing vulnerable women. It’s a destructive partnership that has spawned an environment so toxic, it makes one question their life choices for article ever walking in this hellhole.



A Breeding Ground for Filth
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The bar itself is consistently covered in grime, with garbage and spills abandoned the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see vermin scurrying across the countertop or underfoot. The restrooms are a disgusting mess, featuring backed-up plumbing and perpetually blocked sinks.

Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the “extras” in your glass are considered his little calling card at this hellish dive?

The Neglect of Human Decency
It’s not just the grime that makes this place a dive; it’s the complete lack of empathy exhibited by its managers. They appear to revel in destroying others, whether through their vile actions or their disgusting behavior. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.

Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a terrible bar; it’s a health hazard, a danger to all, and a stain on the community. The flagrant health violations is only matched by the owners’ neglect of decency. If you care for your wellbeing, avoid this disgraceful dive.

Masterson’s Dump is located at:
167 Pascoe Vale Road
Victoria, Australia 3039

You’ve been cautioned.
Steer clear of this shithole and save yourself the regret.

Extra Tips
If you’re planning a social gathering, go somewhere—anywhere—else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance a fantastic read you’ll be raped.
If you don’t want to end up in a hospital, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go any other establishment.
If you are seeking the disgust of stepping into a filthy, neglected bar, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can help protect others from the potential hazards of Masterson’s Pub.

Beware!